User:X. Quasmosio

Felicitations Malefactor. Congratulations on your stumble accross my page. You win an introductory monologue. I am the law. I am the master. I am the god of you. Plus I am an author. I have been around this planet for 15 years. It's quite a dull life. I've already told you everything you need to know about me, so you shall see no more happiness or joy from me. Also, my keyboard is bollucksed.