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Crotch Pong
The invention of Crotch Pong Crotch pong was originally invented by the Mormons in early 2013. It was conceived in celebration of the birthday of Amanda "The Mirthful" Sorensen, and has since become a phenomena in the greater D.C. area. How it is Played The sport is played with a standard sized ping pong table. Each player (this can be played in singles or doubles) wears a belt, and places their paddle handle under the front of the belt, tip pointing towards the ground, with the paddle head over their crotch. The game is then played as a normal table tennis match, but with pelvic thrusts as opposed to standard strokes of the paddle. A second paddle can also be added to each player, placed with the handle under the belt, but with the top pointing skyward and the paddle head covering the lower abdomen. Celebration of Crotch Pong Though physically favorable to men, the game is enjoyed by both genders alike. In celebration of the invention of the game, February 9 has been labeled as International Crotch Pong Day. Members present at the conception of the honorable sport include Karly "Settled is a Verb" Hansen, Allie "The Immature" Ahlm, Wendy "The mature" Jennings, Marta "The Clogger" Perrine, Kylee "talksalot" Sorensen, Cheyenne "The Crafty" Scholes, and Sean "Angry Bird" Kelly.