User:Xcentaur/Funny/Common sense deficiency

Common sense deficiency is a little known but rather obvious fictional disease Many people have simptoms of CSD Here is an actual family that has a very bad case. Their name is not provided but here are some examples of it:

1)Son is going to throw up. Mother sends him to the bathroom. Person says to just use Mother's plastic bag. Son will throw up again. Mother uses paper bag.

2)Mother is sick. Father's car broke down. Father doesn't want to drive Mother's car, so they don't go to school and Father takes off for the day.

3)Kid is obssesed with fictional living, schitzophrenic blobs of goo.

4)Son has headache. Mother says that he can skip school today. Next day, son is tired. Mother says that he can skip school today.

5)Son's locker is mesy and horribly screwed up. Son, who is not that strong at all whatsoever, desides to put everything in his locker int o his backpack, except his locker shelf.

6)Friend comes over to house. Calls dad on phone. Hears busy tone, and says, "This telephone has been ringing for a long time!"

7)Kid admits to having C.S.D. (Extreme Case)

As you can see this family makes poor desicions.

Ther're are several other examples which are in everyday life, but are usually not as serious cases.

1) Leaving accounts open on public computers.

2) Blocking any site that mention the word game more then once on a semi-public network

3) Putting everything about you up on the internet for the public to see

4) Beleiving "Dude" to still be cool (very sad case)

5) Beleiving that Ryley Martin is factual