User:Xcentaur/Funny/Poobumweeface

P00BUMWEEFACE is a club started by the one and only Stiffa and Nicola. There is many Popular things to do Out in The school Yard. But Sometimes there are sUdden ImpUlses to do things like: -say poo -say poo with a straightface -attempt the 2 above things and fail

-roll around on the floor laughing -sit in a maths classroom writing notes to children telling them your names are Frank and BOB.  Sometimes walking through the school yard some people (NOT MENTIONING ANYONE IN PARTICULAR) seem to scream out and impulsive word. (or 3). Which when one person yells out P00 and another yells out where it comes from from: A.K.A BUM. The other person says the opposite to the first word. A.K.A WEE. the other person screams out a word that has completely no connection to the word before it. A.K.A FACE. It becomes quite catchy.  and Moonshine drinking Contests are Held Once a Month. Our schoolk is home to such famous people as, BoB Frank Batman Robin and Some Old cow who lives down the road from me.  Also,the Hit man Dooshen McPooley resides here and he can be seen around the brothels and sometimes practiscing for his next kill down at the hill. such of his victims were inspired by kill bill, kill bill 2, kill bill 3,nad other hits. Previous victims include:  'Frosty the snowman' (we think, or it’s just the coming and going of winter)  'Postman Pats Black and white cat' 'Imin Vincible' 'Letstea Sethe Bigsca Ryman' 'Weird cat Lady' 'Tarzan'<Br> 'Those weirdsed looking hookers from Wyong central'<Br> <Br> <Br> The students in the school have had many problems with People people trying to take our education,purity and saneness. This is a problem for the environment and for us kids. The main reason being that, and quote from some drunk old codger of a kid from down at Lake Haven Skate ark 'We don’t need education, we have der looks Ann der skills ta gat froo livin Wid jUzzz Dis BeaUtiFul ShInY……, I meanz Wett DOse poshee peoplez Out DerE do Waaat DeY WAAnT'>> (couldn’t be bothered giving the rest of the crappy convo a go on here.) <Br> Some Interesting Information About PooBumWeeFace is that We Once Had a pet ball named Jack, But Jack got Taken Away by the Army People From Back In 1900 so Now we Just have to Go WithoUt. <Br> If anyone has got Jack and would like to sell him, just leave him Under someones Door Step In Their front Yard. <Br> Sometimes,(If your lucky) you will see a Native PooBumWeeFACe or 'DipShit' pass By. They can usually be heard befor being seen ,as they have no other engagements or benefits to Do with their lIfe.<Br> <Br> Some interesting Facts About PBWF Include:<Br> Largest smoKerr of Medicinal Marijuana<Br> Voted 'Best Dipshits' On Central Coast. Fastest tractor racer's in all of woop Woop<Br> Longest Bitch Fightin in recorded History<Br> <Br> It was once Told that many moons ago,a Local Native PBWF made a Moonshine so strong that when he went to drink it his face melted and was turned to pure Gold dust.so in the tradition,many of the local Aboriginals Wear face paint and celebrate this tradition whole heart'dly. PBWF is located just outside of Warnie ,which is Now Famous for its 'idiots', which is located in the Watto or 'Ghetto' half of Skool. LOL UR FUKIN FUNNY STIFFA FROM SONNY...