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白聖仁
白聖仁,Bai Sheng ren,(Born Ciarán Peter Bartley, February 9th, 1985) is an English musician, writer and cartoonist mostly known for his lo-fi acoustic guitar work, his Smattersmuff short stories and his cartoon series Scraps. He is an avid supporter of legal free music which he describes as “the way it should be.”

Biography
白聖仁 was born Ciarán Peter Bartley on the 9th February 1985 in Northampton, England. He lived in the village of Eastcote until he was three, then moving with his family to county Meath, Ireland and residing there for 7 years. He returned to Northamptonshire and moved to the village of Blisworth where he lived up until the year 2011 when he relocated to Dongying city in Shandong province, China, where he currently works as a teacher.

Music, Smattersmuff and Scraps
He started playing guitar when he was 17, first playing rock music before moving on to acoustic and folk music. He began composing his own tunes and songs in 2007. As of January 2014 he has released 14 albums, including 4 full length records and 9 mini albums. (with another one currently due to be released February 2014) His music style is has been variously described by some as psychedelic, charming, weird, relaxing and peaceful. He owns a range of guitars however he predominantly writes and records with two main instruments, which are two Tanglewood's. An Evolution exotic cutaway using bubinga wood and an evolution TW28 CSR dreadnought.

Smattersmuff And Other Work.
He began writing his short stories featuring the Nilbog Smattersuff in 2007 with the first story in the series “Smattersmuff and The Creature From The Darkness”, then began writing two more which are currently works in progress, “Smattersmuff and The Cobble Monsters” and “Smattersmuff and The West Wood Troll”. The main character Smattersmuff, lives in the fictional town of Dubbleblah with his wife Dandilion. He works as a cobbler in his own shoe shop and usually and also unwillingly, gets involved in some sort of adventure.

Currently, he is in the process of writing a full length book titled “A Collection Of Unintelligible Jibberish Nonsense By A Half-Witted Chap”. A collection of stories and anecdotes from his life experiences.

Scraps
In 2009, 白聖仁 began making a primarily virtual collection of cartoon pictures called “Scraps”. These usually are strange and sometimes disturbing scenes of people terribly deformed of being mauled or killed by the main character of the series Mr Ale. A red part crab, part lobster, part scorpion which rejoices in blood and the pain of others. Other characters in the series include;

Mr Mango - An evil and heartless man who enjoys the misery and misfortunes of others.

Mr Frenchy - An angry and usually insulted Frenchman who dislikes the English.

Purple Bot - A strange purple robot that doesn't do anything and just stands motionless and looks intently confused.

Sydney - A young teenage boy who just wants to study hard and do well at school but is constantly harassed by his father.

Mr Discombobulated - A middle-aged and tragically accident prone man who is always injuring himself in amusing situations.

Wormo Holeskin - A worm with a human face and skin with an orange rattlesnake tail and is usually used as an intermission.

Jock McShuttlewagon - A complaining Scottish tennis fanatic who due to his incompetence, has never won a tennis match.

Kurt Cobain - According to Scraps, Kurt Cobain is alive and well and on the dole in the U.K betting(badly)on horse racing.