User:Xolman

Who am I?
The many user boxes speak for themselves.

 ETC. I like to read and write, and am critical of everything; I'm one of those contemptuous critics who are seldom charmed by others. But I do love people.

Wikipedia is an entity that is purely wonderful. It grants the opportunity to anyone in this hapless world to read and even edit written information pertaining to anything. Wikipedia is an unwrapped box stuffed with anything one needs to behold and inevitably tamper with and render asunder. In its bursting maw that holds debouched grandeur and fancy intellect, there are the products of our intelligence having unraveled the vast, disintegrating globe and the nature of everything found on the uncanny sphere that continues to float in a perpetual sea of dotted oil. Wikipedia is beautiful. It is even available in different languages for different peoples living within different pieces of land that are indicated by imaginary borders; many can now showcase their knowledge and uproot the cushioning from the furniture as children enjoy doing so. I love Wikipedia. Wikipedia has steroids searing through its plumbing, and it will continue to bulge and grow until it will match the Earth's; or even the known universe's; size. The people who write and edit articles are marked by the propensity to pen words so eloquently as they reveal themselves as among the elite of the well-read. Their spelling, punctuation, and grammar are legacies of their great education. They will forever preserve and widen proper, written knowledge with their altruistic editing.