User:Xxcinoxx

XxCinoxX
XxCinoxX is a memeber of one of the most popular gaming communities that for copy right laws that one may be too lazy to read, will not be mentioned in this article.

Cino is well renoun for his kicking of ass and his taking of names during online play and has keyed the following terms during his adventures: "Balls to the walls!!!" "How you doin'?" "I'm rubbing honey on my thighs..." "Do you need a hug?" "Balls out gentlemen!" "WHAT?!" "This sucks balls!" "Tea-bag time!"

Cino has also given rise again to the term "Cornhole" or when used in as verb, "you got Corn-holed".

Cino was born a long long time ago, back when people thought being sick was caused by having too much blood which in today's modern age of technology, we all no that illness is the result of jellyfish.

In a plot to wipe the world clear of all jellyfish, he came across a bitter troll who didn't bathe. When it was discovered that Cino had killed all the soap in the world for reasons only known to himself, the troll pulled a knife on him and stole his wallet. Cino then went into hiding for 20 years.

At the end of his seclusion, an old friend visited him, his name was SlimStJimmy101. He show Cino that lizards don't wear pants and that the notion of that was silly and irrelevant. Jimmy (a.k.a. Master Ryan) was a tall man from the land where people miss pernounce words like "out" and "about". Nearing the end of Cino's journey, Jimmy brought Cino to a magic talking rock who called himself xXChaos FoxXx. It was later discovered that he wasn't a rock, he was just a fat kid who people called fatty fat-kins. Chaos filled with years of emotional torment cast a spell on Cino who in return kicked Chaos in the balls and demanded that he release him of the curse before he "made him eat his ass". Immediate he un-cursed Cino. Cino and Master Ryan came to a cross-roads at which point, they parted and hugged which was immediately followed by "no homos" to undo the spell that male-on-male hugging brings.

Cino then came to a gingerbread house which he ate and continued on his merry way. Cino feeling lonely joined a community he came across and came to know the inhabitants. They worshipped him like a God due to the fact that he was unquestionably awsome and righteous. By now Cino had grown to love his subordinates so he decided to settle down and rule them for all eternity.

Cino also enjoys dancing to techno music, party boying, and making people in general feel uncomfortable.