User:Y0u/The Oddity

The Oddity.

The Oddity is a wonderful book. I (haven't) read it and it was awesome! It is about a man who is Odd and the people always say to him, "YOU'RE ODD!" in fact, his name is Odd Oddity! he has a big-ol, round-ol, big-ol, nasty-ol, round-ol, red-ol, egg-shaped head, and hands like biscuit dough. Some call him biscuitdoughhandsman but he prefers the name Odd. He lives in a cave and lives with his wives. They are invisible and they hate him. He got lonely and created them out of sand. He gave them sea shells for eyes and a nose and he gave them conk shells for ears. Since they are invisible he can't see what he's doing so the ears sometimes end up in the nose. Odd eats his fur too. He likes it when it's wet the best. His wives like dry fur the best. They don't like Odd the best. The wives hate Odd. They find him too much like their husband Odd and they don't like their husband Odd. If they rated him on a scale of 1 to 10 he would score the "i hate you" score. He also likes to eat his shoe leather. He doesn't mind that it's tough and chewy. In the story there's a time where he says "i don't mind that shoe leather is chewy and tough, i like it anyway!" but if it's too wet, he hates the leather when it's wet. At the end of the story he was given some wet leather and he dried it before he ate it. and that's the end of the story!