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the Chinese slug mouse The Chinese slug mouse (plural: mice slurgz) is a type of invertebrate with an ancient Greek name of "Mus musculus limax homo maximus sapien". It is worshipped weekly by the Chinese as their God by dancing around in their underwear in the streets of Portsmouth while waving pointy sticks around and singing ancient hymns. This has been their religion for the past 537 years since the dawn of the mouse slug God.