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Geoffrey "Animal" Quint (October 14, 1983) is an American Consultant with A.T. Kearney and well known cross dresser. He frequents secluded underground establishments in Vienna, Virginia on nights and weekends.

Early life
Geoffrey was born October 14, 1983 in Clevland, Ohio. At the age of 13 he was still a chronic bed wetter. Geoffrey's bed wetting was diagnosed at the age of 20 as stemming from not enough matronly hugs as a youth.

Geoffrey moved to some place that makes him use funny words like: "barmaid," "pitch," and "wanker."

Education
Geoffrey only attended the finest education institutions, including the Westminster School for boys, which Geoffrey largely credits with his initial experimentation with cross dressing. He later perfected his cross dressing at Imperial College London, where he majored in Mathematics and Computer Science, graduating with Honours (aka "Honors").

Geoffrey would later attend London Business School and University of Chicago Booth School of Business, because everything in America is just better.

Career
In 2005, when cross dressing gigs were hard to come by, Geoffrey joined Goldman Sachs. He was later discovered to be the London Whale, responsible for monopolizing derivatives markets and holding up banks in London wearing nothing but a Hamburglar mask.

Awards and Honours / Honors
None