User:Yaleg

Yaleg is the most gangsta girl in the entire world. She is 87 years old and is the only person ever to acutally reside inside a garbage can for more than 8 weeks at once. When asked why she did this she replied, " Growing up I loved to watch sesame street, and i liked oscar a lot". Her obsession with Sesame street was unnatural. She often sat alone in her garbage can pondering Human kind and how it was possible for a bird to be so big and yellow. Then she realized that it wasn't fair for her to judge the characters on Sesame street when she hadn't been in their footsteps. As the Jewish Book of Pirkea Avos said "one shall not judge one without having walked in their foots". Yaleg was getting into the character of oscar before calling him a grouch like all the other sesames. Yaleg also had theories on Sesame Street. As Mitch Hedberg (the funniest man to ever die of a crack overdoes) once said, where does a sesame seed come from? is there a plant called a sesame? Yaleg found the answer to this age old question. NO! there is not a plant in exsistence called the sesame. its actually a street.and it prouduces seeds. called sesame seeds. and we put them on bagels and other stuff like that, but we never acutally let them hatch and grow into sesames. So little children, take ur sesame seeds and plant them! plant them and watch them grow! they will grow into ur favourite sesame street characters. That is the treu beauty of sesame seeds. ps- an egg is a chicken's period