User:Yan Bach

Yan Bach was born in the Chester and has grown up loving the guitar. He is currently living in Australia studying the chemistry and physics of Severefoliagification anatomy. He currently owns an Epiphone SG and loves to play it. Here are some of the things his students have recorded him saying.

"Where are my socks" "Brosef, go shoot that guinea pig." "Remember kids, if you see something dangerous, don't hesitate o pick it up."

Yan loves the children in his class even if they do annoy him sometimes. They regularly have competitions to see who can explode the most amounts of poo in one go. Yan is currently writing a book called " The difficulties of life" to wich he has not bothered writing for the past twenty years or so.

Yan also has some other people who work for him.

Bertie Banks Robin Cliffhead Tess Tickles Robert Noggin Arthur Gregorovitch