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The Wonder Ferts

Synopsis and Plot:

The Wonder Ferts is a webcomic that was started in 2009 by Elbonie Kirchoff. The Wonder Ferts began as a subplot to the series The Teal Ninja. Over time the Wonder Ferts evolved to include other characters and formed an original plot with no connection to The Teal Ninja storyline.

The main protagonists of the Wonder Ferts strip are Freyja and her brother Grendel. The expanded storyline of the Wonder Ferts strip centers around the everyday lives of two groups of super-powered ferrets (ferts) who live in the city of Fertropolis. All of the denizens of Fertropolis resemble large, anthropomorphic ferrets and they come in a variety of sizes and colors. The world of the Wonder Ferts is divided up into two distinct classes; ordinary Fert citizens and super-powered Ferts. The super-powered Ferts are divided into two opposing groups, the Justice Ferts and the B.O.E.F (Brotherhood of Evil Ferts). The Wonder Ferts strip follows the adventures of the Justice Ferts as they battle to keep the ordinary citizens of Fertropolis from falling under the evil influence of the B.O.E.F by any means possible.

The Justice Ferts:

Name: Freyja

Alliance: Justice Ferts

Sex: Female

Subgroup: Wonder Ferts (with Grendel)

Real Name: Francine Ditzel

Powers: Has the ability to transform into any animal on the planet after fist bumping her brother Grendel.

Weaknesses: Powers do not work unless her brother is in the vicinity.

Familial Affiliations: Grendel (Brother)

Other Information: Freyja Is the leader of the Justice Ferts. She has a very commanding personality and always tries to make sure that everything goes as planned. She is one of the founding members of the Justice Ferts.

Name: Grendel

Alliance: Justice Ferts

Sex: Male

Subgroup: Wonder Ferts (with Freyja)

Real Name: Victor Ditzel

Powers: Has the ability to transform into any state of water after fist bumping his sister Freyja. Can also merge with bodies of water to increase his power.

Weaknesses: Not very bright. Powers do not work unless his sister is in the vicinity.

Familial Affiliations: Freyja (Sister)

Other Information: Grendel is the least intelligent of the Justice Ferts and serves as an obstacle for his team members to overcome on a regular basis. He’s very trusting and often gets taken advantage of by members of the B.O.E.F team due to his gullibility.

Name: Isis

Alliance: Justice Ferts

Sex: Female

Subgroup: None

Real Name: Isadora Von Koomph

Powers: Possesses powerful telekinetic abilities.

Weaknesses: Not a people person.

Familial Affiliations: Hildagaarde Von Koomph (Sister)

Other Information: Isis is very level headed and aloof when it comes to communicating with the other members of the Justice Ferts. She tends to come across as bored and disinterested in the day-to-day activities of her fellow Ferts. She also has no tolerance for stupidity.

Name: Nahum

Alliance: Justice Ferts

Sex: Male

Subgroup: Alpha Fert (Former Member)

Real Name: Nahum Nahum

Powers: Not established. Seems to mostly rely on his intellect to defeat his enemies.

Weaknesses: Unknown

Familial Affiliations: Unknown

Other Information: Nahum left Alpha Fert due to his sidekick LB being kicked out. He is one of the newest members of The Justice Ferts but has already proven himself a valuable asset to the team. Friendly and open minded, he is the least intimidating of the Justice Ferts.

Name: LB

Alliance: Justice Ferts

Sex: Male

Subgroup: Alpha Fert (Former Member)

Real Name: Little Bear

Powers: Not established. Seems to have an unnatural ability to master any type of weapon.

Weaknesses: Has a hair trigger and reacts violently when someone utters the words “Birthday Cake”.

Familial Affiliations: Unknown

Other Information: After LB was forced out of Alpha Fert, LB remained Nahum’s sidekick and they joined the Justice Ferts. LB is excitable and somewhat unpredictable. He likes weapons and can be difficult to control in a battle situation. He is fervently loyal to Nahum and the Justice Ferts and has a special loathing in his heart for the B.O.E.F member, Loki.

B.O.E.F (Brotherhood of Evil Ferts)

Name: Menagerie

Alliance: B.O.E.F

Sex: Male

Subgroup: None

Real Name: Unknown

Powers: He is incredibly strong and invulnerable to most attacks.

Weaknesses: Places a little too much trust in the other members of the B.O.E.F at times.

Familial Affiliations: Unknown

Other Information: Menagerie is the cold and ruthless leader of the B.O.E.F.  Little is known about his previous life before he founded the organization. Menagerie has a soft spot for LB and tends to think of him as the son he never had.

Name: Loki

Alliance: B.O.E.F

Sex: Male

Subgroup: None

Real Name: Armand Salazar

Powers: None

Weaknesses: As one of the only members of the B.O.E.F without powers, Loki is often at the mercy of his fellow B.O.E.F members when things go sour.

Familial Affiliations: Unknown

Other Information: Loki is the B.O.E.F’s official public relations person. He is charming and handsome and generally doesn’t seem to fit in with the rest of the B.O.E.F’s members. Since he lacks powers, he relies heavily on his persuasive nature to get things done. He has also unwittingly become LB’s nemesis.

Name: Smiley

Alliance: B.O.E.F

Sex: Male

Subgroup: Lower East Circle Thugs

Real Name: Lazlo Dilekqi

Powers: None

Weaknesses: Not very bright. Tends to do things without thinking through them first.

Familial Affiliations: Mew Mew and Hela (Cousins)

Other Information: Smiley was recruited into the B.O.E.F because of his underworld connections. He is currently the leader of his own crime group (Lower East Circle Thugs) that operates cooperatively with the B.O.E.F.  Even though he technically falls under the jurisdiction of the B.O.E.F, he often will still balk at Menagerie’s authority. He is tactless and crass and tends to create enemies everywhere he goes. He is also very vain and doesn’t understand why women don’t swoon in his presence.

Name: Doctor Featherbutt

Alliance: B.O.E.F

Sex: Male

Subgroup: None

Real Name: Wildermire Featherbutt VI

Powers: Has an incredibly high IQ. He is also very strong due to being half squid.

Weaknesses: Has to keep his skin moist at all times. Somewhat self conscious about his disfigured appearance and tends to keep his face and body covered at all times.

Familial Affiliations: Unknown

Other Information: Doctor Featherbutt is the B.O.E.F’s resident mad scientist. He is responsible for creating all of Menagerie’s weapons of destruction and assisting in assorted daily misdeeds. Doctor Featherbutt’s appearance is the direct result of a laboratory accident over ten years ago. The accident left him genetically altered and his body was mutated beyond repair. Due to his disfigurement, he tends to keep to himself and never lets anyone get too familiar with him. Despite his general standoffish nature, he is obsessed with acquiring Loki for his own personal experiments.

Name: Orbital

Alliance: B.O.E.F

Sex: Male

Subgroup: None

Real Name: Unknown

Powers: Unknown

Weaknesses: Lightning

Familial Affiliations: Unknown

Other Information: No one really knows anything about Oribital. He’s technically part of the B.O.E.F but he rarely takes any part in the daily activities of the organization.

Name: Hildagaarde

Alliance: B.O.E.F

Sex: Female

Subgroup: Swedish Terror (Former Member)

Real Name: Hildagaarde Von Koomph

Powers: Is a highly skilled fighter. Does not share her sister’s telekinetic abilities.

Weaknesses: Is slightly gullible.

Familial Affiliations: Isadora Von Koomph (Sister)

Other Information: Hildagaarde left the Swedish Terror because of a mutual disagreement over leadership. She was recruited into the B.O.E.F. during a membership drive and quickly became an integral member of the group. Hildagaarde is completely and utterly infatuated with Doctor Featherbutt.

Name: Matt

Alliance: B.O.E.F

Sex: Female

Subgroup: Alpha Fert (Former Member)

Real Name: Mattheus Kraus

Powers: Invulnerable to physical injury. Super strength.

Weaknesses: Unknown

Familial Affiliations: Unknown

Other Information: Matt left Alpha Fert shortly after LB and Nahum. She, like Hildagaard, was recruited into the B.O.E.F. during a membership drive and is now a full member of the group. She is moody and doesn’t speak very much unless it’s necessary. She is still holding a grudge against LB for destroying her tank.

Name: Mew Mew

Alliance: B.O.E.F. (Honorary member)

Sex: Female

Subgroup: None

Real Name: Mjolnir Dilekqi

Powers: None

Weaknesses: Not very bright.

Familial Affiliations: Lazlo Dilekqi (Uncle), Hela Dilekqi (Sister)

Other Information: Mew Mew and her sister Hela are honorary members of the B.O.E.F.  They were kicked out of their house by their mother due to being unruly and now are under the dubious guardianship of their uncle Smiley. She is a juvenile delinquent and is prone to violence. Her only loyalty is to her sister Hela and even that sometimes is challenged.

Name: Hela

Alliance: B.O.E.F. (Honorary member)

Sex: Female

Subgroup: None

Real Name: Hela Dilekqi

Powers: None

Weaknesses: Not very bright.

Familial Affiliations: Lazlo Dilekqi (Uncle), Mjolnir Dilekqi (Sister)

Other Information: Hela and her sister Mew Mew are honorary members of the B.O.E.F. They were kicked out of their house by their mother due to being unruly and now are under the dubious guardianship of their uncle Smiley. She is a juvenile delinquent and is prone to violence. Her only loyalty is to her sister Mew Mew and even that sometimes is challenged.

Name: Enki

Alliance: B.O.E.F

Sex: Male

Subgroup: None

Real Name: Enki Gramure

Powers: Has an incredibly high IQ. He is also very powerful due to cybernetic self-modifications to his body.

Weaknesses: Unknown

Familial Affiliations: Unknown

Other Information: After Doctor Featherbutt’s untimely demise, Enki (pronounced Enn-Keee) resumed his previous position as the B.O.E.F’s resident mad scientist. Enki’s history with Menagerie is a long and turbulent one and there are rumors that Enki is responsible for Menagerie’s current appearance. Enki is a cannibal and a sociopath. Due to his numerous experiments on himself he is also prone to wild mood swings. Enki’s test subject of choice is Smiley.