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Macsen Harrington

The name Macsen derives from the old English dictionary as "a totally dope as mf" this is obviously why his parents named him that. The day Macsen was born was described as "bruh" from a random bystander if you can picture this in your head it was basically evening time somewhere in Africa the lad was born some random monkey picked him up and walked up this big ass rock the child abductor then held him high in the air where all can see him (at this point you have probably realized the lion king have copied Macs's birth, Jc this is why u need to copyright all the sh*t you do) anyways back to the storyline after his very eventful birth he then became a full time Nigerian prince scamming people on the internet this was by 5 btw. After returning from being on the run for 5 years from the FBI for multiple counts of fraud, possession of a firearm, drug smuggling, assault, and possession of a class A drug he then focused on the more physical aspects of life... Cycling he was quick to learn the way of the bike some might say he was one with the bike and the bike was with him unfortunately he was quick to be banned by the UCI for Steroid abuse after a massive (not massive to the slightest) lawsuit he was able to ride again after many wins and National titles he made it pro by 13 swiftly joing the ranks even more pro cyclists and beating them the sponsors rolled in and so did many other things *winking emoji* he was soon to be once again done for drugs but after many bribes *winking emoji* it was like it never happened (this is all bs). Yeahhh *leans back comfortably in my chair* you get the jist.