User:Ybtone

Ybtone: The Legend

Origin: In olden times when people still used AOL, it would ask you for three words or things that you liked. Examples given were, Sports team, Favorite color, your name. Hence Ybtone (Y)ankees (B)lue (TONE) Tony.

The name is a question, and it is an answer. Why Be Tone? Because Tone is freakin awesome, thats why.

Why is he awesome? Because he is not you, and you are terrible. Ybtone believes that 99.9999999999% of people on the planet are useless and would be better off deep sea diving without scuba gear. The only reason he thinks this is because he hasn't met the other .00000000000000000001% of people he hasnt cast judgement on yet. If you are one of them, consider yourself lucky.

What makes Ybtone so great? He has red hair. he is handsome, he has a pleasant natural scent, he is kind to animals, his delts are the envy of a thousand men, he personaly confronted Pluto and convinced it to admit it wasn't a planet etc.