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Christopher Thomas

Christopher (or more commonly Chris) Thomas is a world renown farmer from the small agricultural village of West Stow in Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk. Aside from his farming success, Christopher has also become known for his majestic rugby playing skills.

Birth To this day nobody on the face of the earth can be exactly sure as to when Chris Thomas was born although it is widely rumoured to be between 1991 and 1992. This is due to the fact that people in the village of West Stow do not have the luxory of hospital births, doctors or birth certificates. Chris was born on his now famous plot of land positioned in the heart of West Stow. It is an urban myth that Chris was born in the stable on the farm however this has never been confirmed by Christopher himself. Chris's family are quoted to have said after the birth that they are "delighted that we have a son to continue in the world of farming once we have retired".

Early Life and Childhood Chris is said to have enjoyed a happy childhood. He was able to play with some of the most technologically advanced toys in West Stow such as tractors, pencils and wax crayons.

Schooling and Qualifications Chris has enjoyed a prosperous education at County Upper School in Bury St Edmunds becoming, in 2008, the only person from West Stow to ever gain GCSE's. Chris is currently striving to take West Stow to a new level by achieving the previously unheard of (in West Stow) 'A'Levels. Chris has the following certificates to his name: Tractor Maintenance Grade 1,2,3,4,5 and 6. Livestock Welfare Certificate Rugby Most Improved Player for West Stow 2005 Rugby World Player of the Year 2006, 2007, 2008 Best Farmer in Britain 97,98,99,00,01,02,03,04,05,06,07,08 Man of the Year 93,96,99,05,08

Trivia Chris as a obsession wit studying murderers and his favourites include Jack the Ripper and Myra Hindley. Rugby plays a large part in his life. Chris is a rehabilitated drug addict and has admitted taking, cocaine, herroine, cannabis, lsd, mushrooms, ecstacy and strepsils.