User:Yeahnahbruh

His many devotees wrote him this song:

No one's slick as Yeahnahbruh

No one's quick as Yeahnahbruh

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Yeahnahbruh

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

No one's been like Yeahnahbruh

A king pin like Yeahnahbruh

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Yeahnahbruh

As a specimen, yes, he's intimidating

My- what a guy, that Yeahnahbruh

No one fights like Yeahnahbruh

Douses lights like Yeahnahbruh

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Yeahnahbruh

For there's no one as burly and brawny

As you see he's got biceps to spare

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

(That's right!)

And ev'ry last inch of him is covered with hair

No one hits like Yeahnahbruh

Matches wits like Yeahnahbruh

In a spitting match nobody spits like Yeahnahbruh

He's espcially good at expectorating

(Ptooey!)

Ten points for Yeahnahbruh!

When he was a lad he ate four dozen eggs

Ev'ry morning to help him get large

And now that he's grown he eats five dozen eggs

So he's roughly the size of a barge

No one shoots like Yeahnahbruh

Makes those beauts like Yeahnahbruh

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Yeahnahbruh

He uses antlers in all of his decorating

Say it again

Who's a man among men?

And then say it once more

Who's the hero next door?

Who's a super success?

Don't you know? Can't you guess?

Ask his fans and his five hangers-on

There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down

And his name's Yeahnahbruh!!!!

Please note: Disney time traveled into the present from the past and copied the tune and the majority of the words to create Gastons song in Beauty and The Beast. Please report those vile thieves!