User:Yeeyeemofos

sophie middle name mcneil is a professional sexy beast born on the 5th march 1308. mcneil is currently aged 713. mcneil has a petite height, standing at a mere seven feet and nine inches tall. during her school years in the 1300s, mcneil studied mæthėmātïçß and dråmä. after leaving secondary school in 1345, mcneil went on to oxford university to get a PhD in being a sexy mofo. in 1591, mcneil graduated from oxford and began working at ye olde whsmith. while working there, a young sophie met ‘lord harold styles of onedirectionshire’. the pair courted from 1592-1606. in 1606, lord harold had an affair with lady louis tommo of doncastershire. the diminutive mofo was indeed very sad so repeatedly listened to her favourite song (and it remains her favourite to this day) ‘wap’ by lady cardiovascular bronchitis. in 1607, mcneil went into an emo phase, only listening to thine chemical romance, worry! at the ball and green morrow. after graduating this phase in 1764, mcneil became a fan of a band called ‘king’, featuring members ‘frederico marcus william aethelred boris mercury’, ‘john the baptist’, ‘king charles the second’ and a peasant called roger. during the hot wench summer of 1822, mcneil bared her ankles and since has been known as history’s biggest thot. while working in a tavern, mcneil once again met lord harold and they began to court again. alas, in 1923, the two sexy beasts agreed to go their own ways. mcneil is often credited as the ‘fifth beatle’ because during the band’s ten year career, it was actually mcneil playing all the instruments and the ‘beatles’ miming along. in 2007, mcneil starred in the hit teen rom-com ‘high school musical’ as a shrub in gabriella’s garden. since 2014, mcneil has become a roadman and only responds to the names ‘my bro’, ‘blud’, ‘g’, ‘gdem’ and ‘my g’.