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cgoobitmitis ['kä-bit-'mī-təs]

(noun)

is a condition that affects people’s ability to wake up in the morning. It is commonly known as can’t-get-out-of-bed-in-the-morning-itis. It is a very common disease, affecting majority of human population.

The disease causes both neurological and physical symptoms. The symptoms include not hearing alarm clock in the morning, turning off alarm clock unconsciously, and hallucinating and telling yourself that you are fired and no longer need to wake up in the morning.

Currently, there is no known cure for cgoobitmitis, although some documented cases have shown that ugliness can cure cgoobitmitis. However, this treatment has not been approved by FDA.