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Solanum Tuberosum religion
This religion was created when the holy potato himself reincarnated from a potato with the help of the holy starch. The religion forces their members to eat potatoes in every meal including breakfast. When you join this religion they will marry you with a potato of your choice during the ceremony it will rain potato peels from the sky and they sing the only song that this religion knows. NOOOOO NOT THE MASHED POTATOES!!! There are different ranks that you can buy.

Haulm 10.000$ Root 20.000$ Potato 40.000$ Fries 60.000$ The holy Starch not purchasable.

The holy place of the potato believers are every potatoe field ever. And these are the places were we bury our people, marry our potatoes and reincarnate. Your name is the rank you have paid for. When there is somebody new born in to the religion they get the same rank as the person who died latest because they reincarnated as the baby.

Their antichrist is sweet potato as it tried to replace the potato on fast food resturant trying to prove that they are sweet but in reality they are the worst thing that have ever happened to a living beeing. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Yes8956 (talk • contribs) 11:10, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

Potat religion website