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The Horrid, Strong, Powerful Herbert

Words by one of the victims of Herbert’s wrath, Jimmy Globberstine.

The day after the first attack occurred, the New York Times made an article about the dreaded situation.

DON’T DISOBEY HERBERT

YOU WILL BE DESTROYED

Follow This When Coming Face To Face With Herbert

 * Be quiet, don’t share opinions that may anger him.
 * Don’t move to much, this aggregates him.

What To Use When The Steps Above Fail


 * 1) A knife, this will give you about 0.6 seconds to escape.
 * 2) A gun, it would give you slightly longer time to get away.
 * 3) Your hands, this is very risky, so if you have the items above, resort to this as the last option.

That’s all today, folks! 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

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