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=  Lieutenant Specalcock  = Lieutenant Specalcock was a lieutenant in the English army in the 1800 century. The life of this lieutenant is unknown due to his secrecy and the fact that he had silenced everyone who tried to revile it. He was mostly known for his savagery on the battlefield. It was said that he could kill up to 50 men with a cup of Yorkshire tea. He was also well known for his quotes such as "The snows melt allowing troops to yet again move and no need for extra rations yet a smart leader would realize it will be back soon"

and

"An army wins battles on the research and tea that one's nations provide "

also

"The most important division in the army is the tea supply one"

And the most popular one is

"I love my queen as I love my tea, with all my heart"

Lieutenant Specalcock military achievements
Lieutenant Specalcock had lots of military achievements. He usually took part in the more secretive missions that the army was tasked with. One of his most deadly missions and his biggest achievements of Lieutenant Specalcock was the raiding of the Anti-Yorkshire tea warehouse located in the Austrian town of Fucking. He exacted this operation by himself. He was supplied weapons form Yorkshire tea and Spiff-co. He killed all the people in the warehouse (which is 350 strong men with guns) with a box of Yorkshire tea and a cup from Spiff-co.