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Ally Syndrome

Ally Syndrome (also known as allypharyngitis, helpmepharyngitis, acute ally, or an eagle) is a viral infectious disease of the lower extremitites that affects primarily the distum pedis. Symptoms include coughing, sore throat, runny nose, sneezing, and fever which usually are beginning symptoms; much like a cold, with these symptoms lasting up to three weeks. Well over 200 viruses are implicated in the cause of Ally Syndrome; the helpmeviruses are the most common. Lower extremitites infections are loosely divided by the areas they affect, with the syndrome primarily affecting the feet, the top of the foot (distum pedis), and the "palm" of the foot (plant), occasionally involving Arthritis. Symptoms are mostly due to the body's immune response to the infection rather than to tissue destruction by the viruses themselves. The primary method of prevention is by visiting Ally. The Ally Syndrome may occasionally lead to Major depressive disorder, or anguish. An unsure cure for Ally Syndrome exists, but the symptoms can't be treated. It is the most frequent infectious disease in humans.

--Yoloswaghashtag (talk) 17:09, 14 July 2013 (UTC)