User:Yomama56789/Funny headlines

Just a few funny newspaper headlines to brighten your day!

Living together linked to divorce

Town okays animal rule

Mayor says D.C. is safe except for murders

Man robs, then kills himself

Boys cause as many pregnancies as girls

Deer kill 130,000

Deadline passes for striking police

Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan

Legalized outhouses aired by legisllature (both funny AND misspelled)

Bar trying to help alchoholic lawyers

Milk drinkers turn to powder

Drunk gets nine months in violin case

Hospitals are sued by seven foot doctors

Jumping bean prices affect poor

Blind workers eye better wages

Dead Man remains Dead

Dead woman doesn't recall what happened

U.S, China near pact on wider ties

Two convicts evade noose, jury hung

Columnist gets urologist in trouble with his peers

Mrs. Collins burned at dump

Farmer Bill dies in house

Lawmen from Mexico barbeque guests

Dead expected to rise

Hope it made you laugh! :P

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