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Dravrah university was at one point the top ranked university worldwide. Founded and owned by coach.nm aka Coach Nolan coach Matt and local goalie coach and entrepreneur (goalie coach jack) it was at one point know as the most recognized name within North America. Located in calgary Alberta, the university was dominating reviews. It’s acceptance rate was 3e-15 which limited the amount of colleagues attending. This university gave such a high range of classes and jobs given that every device with in the 16 km radius of the university was infected with a virus causing every computer affected to explode with 200 bolt orgasms. Despite the academics aspect being high, the university was ran off of its division 4 NCAA sports teams. These sports teams were hockey, Nigerian football, Baseball, handball, cricket, basketball etc. It’s sports teams names were the “Dravrah turquoise’s”. What made this university unique was its massive selection of homesense hentai and it’s penis enlargement pills. This university had policies that if followed against, the perpetrator or perpetrators would be punished with the “closet”. The closet consisted with little African children and little Greenland citizens that would jump on you. This university was in expansion for a full two months until the university needed renovation. The owners coach.nm and goalie coach jack were taking action by putting 23000000 kilotons of lube into the basement to widen the base of the structure only to see the lube start to absorb the entire university. At this point, goalie coach jack was getting worried so he tossed a match into the lube. Unexpectedly, the entire university fucking let out a giant nut causing the structure to grow into a cloud forming into bits of cocaine causing a nation drug cartel which lasted only 3 weeks until being caught. Jack was not charged for the action though considering he caused this destruction but has testified to 2 day community service. Coach.nm have created a entirely new idea structure but were told to wait on cost issues till further notice by jack.