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 I_do_declare1776 via Farmville.  Modern historians  What the hell, dude.

 Connor Gress  You wrote The Constitution? I don’t recall ever having read that.  typicaldatingsiteuser  Hi. Thank you for your mail, I am just a fun loving girl with a very open mind ;)

I am looking for a man who is well-read, loves to travel - particularly to France on diplomatic postings - can design his own house, loves pets, loves darker pets, loves kids (but knows when to ignore them), shares my skepticism about religion, is actually able to garden, posesses very little fashion sense, has held a range of seats in high office in both Virginia and Federally, is opposed the Alien and Sedition Acts, can effectively establish the concept of state's rights and is related to Peyton Randolph.

You have all that, but- you just don't have the spark :'(

Don't fret though, I'm sure my soulmate will meet me soon and be on at least the bi-curious side of gay.

 BRIT N.  You cold hearted bastard, how could you break up with me via text? One minute I’m there delivering you tea, and the next minute I get this whole Declaration of Independence thing with a bunch of your mates names at the bottom. BRIT N. <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> Skimming it right now. lol whatever you were endowed with by your Creator wasn't worth mentioning really, Tommy.<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 405px; background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> BRIT N. <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> I'll show you unwarrantable jurisdiction, you unwarrantable jurisdickface.<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 375px;  background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> BRIT N. <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> ...He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance... And what the hell is this meant to mean? I swear it was never like that with your cousins in Canada. They were just teaching me yoga moves they learnt at ice hockey practice. With a polar bear. <div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 465px; background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> BRIT N. <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> I seem to have left my redcoat in your Boston. Ooooooooooops. Sorry.<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 435px; background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> BRIT N. <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> I'm going to rip you a New York.

<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 465px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); float: right;"> George Washingmachine<span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> has updated his profile picture. <div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 435px; background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> BRIT N. <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> Fuck.

<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 465px; background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> ~I R Sexy (U R My Treasury)~ <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> lol hi again. I remember when we were both weally small, bet you never thought that needy little government department would become a hard-bodied fox unafraid to get her rockin’ assets right up in the shit of any man who starts playing, didya?

You wanna get on this figure; you better show me six figures or a nice, shapely bulge in your pants. So long as I can get my hands on it, boy. ;-) I enjoy men who hold me. and who hold out their debit cards for me. Actually anything that can be exchanged for goods, I know a guy.

I don't really have a job, unless brightening a person's day is a job. It isn't btw or I'd have the tax records lol. I kind of have a little on the side, though. You see, China is my boyfriend. Only a little. See what I did :-) I'd like you to be my boyfriend as well. China and I aren't very serious! Although we are. I believe we all share a special bond you see. Mostly Inflation Protected Securities.

But all men who are classy enough to slip a girl a fifty so she can buy three bottles of bubbly, rack up debt at 100% of GDP and soil a European spa-bath deserve some love. Even those who slip a five. Not picky - once I even did it in the Fannie! <div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 435px; background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> I_do_declare1776 <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> Sorry Sir, I wasn't messing when I said paper is only the ghost of money, and not money itself. How often do you get notes stuck in vending machines, see? <div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 405px; background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> Feddy Krueger <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> What. What was that. Bitch.

<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 465px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); float: right;"> United States of Whatever<span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> has removed Swimming in debt from their interests. <div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 435px; background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> Connor Gress <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> Oh no you didn't.

<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 465px; background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> liberty, fraternity, acai berry <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> I, Prince Baguette Escargot, am offering you, Mr. PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, an offer to take part in a business offer of considerable offering.

Eldest son of the late Loius XVI, I am a French Prince of the French speaking regions of French France. Our family has been beset by an awful and affreux war. Indeed the top has rather come off all our business ventures.

However, before he found himself a foot or so shorter, my dearest father told myself of a Colony in the Americas that contained over a million (1,000,000,000) units of red human cargo. I, sadly, have limited knowledge of the merchant class, having spent the majority of my youth posing in free-standing wigs, and the minority.

One trusts that you will enjoy your Louisiana like a

<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 435px; background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> I_do_declare1776 <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> Sounds like a good deal to me. <div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 465px; background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> I_do_declare1776 <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are 20 gods, or no God.<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 435px;  background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> BFF of the Big Guy <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> Been chugging that French wine again, Tom?<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 405px; background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> I_do_declare1776 <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear.<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 375px;  background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> BFF of the Big Guy <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> THAT IS A LIE. STOP GETTING YOUR LIES ALL OVER ME. NOW THE PLACE SMELLS LIKE LIAR.

<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 465px; background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> I_do_declare1776 <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> Conquest is not in our principles. It is inconsistent with our government.<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 435px; background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> Bulldog w/ lipstick <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> Poor Tommy, mustabeen hacked by one of 'em hackers.<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 405px;  background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> I_do_declare1776 <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> Educate and inform the whole mass of the people... They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty.<div style="border: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 8px; padding: 8px; width: 375px;  background-color: rgb(255, 240, 245); float: right;"> St. torum <span style="color: rgb(99, 99, 99);"> @Bulldog w/ lipstick, honest mistake, but I'm sure I mailed you a link to the actual user, Founding_fathers_as_they_exist_in _my_mind.

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