User:Youwait25



The user Youwait25 is a quasi-random user that sometimes exists for brief occasions. He has started editing on the largest encyclopaedia on Earth (probably) There is actually nothing special about him, except that he has a Wikipedia account and that he's special.

Him and Transparent Objects
He thinks certain transparent objects used for holding liquid are funny for some reason, expecially when they don't. Many people recycle them or reuse them, but he just laughs at them.

The Probable Story Behind This
The source of laughter stems from an event that happened in a school library. The person was laughing about something funny and then was asked to explain the humour. Jokingly, he said that he was laughing about a certain object on the table at the time. From then on, User:Youwait25 could not stop laughing

Aftermath
His girlfriend is now very funny.

Life at a Certain Institute of Education
The object of this wiki page has been learning about epicly awesome stuff.

Luckily for him, not many people know about the affinity with certain transparent objects, otherwise it would be daily laughter bursts in inappropriate times. Like righ- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Youwait25, how many empty water bottles does it take to fill an emptier empty water bottle?"

Other Things
There is actually nothing much to say. But his 15 minutes of fame shall eventually occur.

It has been alleged that his laughter, directed at particular vacant objects for holding liquid, contributed to the flooding of Queensland, Australia in 2010-2011 somehow in unknown ways. This is totally incorrect and in no way at all did his happiness have an effect on the floods.

Another interesting fact is that he is more radical than a line joining the intersection of two circles (or the tangent of two touching circles). Consequentially, he has a few barbaric implements of severing lying around his household. It is widely conjectured that he has wielded the power of the axe-iom of choice.

Finally, it is well known that $$\frac{1}{2}+\frac{1}{2}=\frac{2}{4}$$, not 1 as everyone says it is.

This can be generalised to the following equation: $$\frac{a}{b}+\frac{c}{d}=\frac{a+b}{c+d}$$, not the widely believed but incorrect $$\frac{ad+bc}{bd}$$ If you're reading this, it means User:Nymiak wins and you use thug aim =P

Reasons For Worshipping
It is not (yet) well known that he has solved millions of major problems in the field of Mathematics. Such problems include problems that are of great importance.

Riemann's Hypothesis
The solution is obvious. Because imaginary numbers are imaginary, they do not exist, so hence the problem does not exist.

Goldbach's Conjecture
The proof can be seen to be quite trivial through the use of induction and the AM-GM inequality.

His Entertainment

 * Miegakure... When it's released...
 * Eating his curds and whey
 * Walking/Running/Flying
 * Anything not on this list
 * Music