User:Yoyoneg

California.

It's a lovely state.

As a matter of fact, there's cholos. It's the third largest state in the country.

There are really great things to see in California.

For instance, there's Disneyland (the happiest place on Earth),

and also, there's Magic Mountain with pedophiles in them!

There are many hobos laying in the streets on Los Angeles, but don't worry, just give them some beer! Sacramento is the Capitol of the state, where Arnold Shwarzenegger lives! He's a successful actor and for some odd reason he became the Governor! Oh, and don't forget about the wonderful Gay Pride Parade held every year in San Fransisco!

So c'mon, don't waste anytime!

Go visit California for the time of your life.