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memoirs of ehren shultz hi ehren i made this for u

ehren joined the army during the revolutionary war and has fought vallantly in every major war since then. he has also one 11 superbowls(by himself of course) ehren starred in the book twilight as every character and is 1000 years old yesterday night while playing darts ehren and his best buddy dylan discovered they had the ability to use static electricity to fight crime. ehren discovered how to make bread and peanutbutter he also invented erasers! the most noble thing ehren has ever done has to be the day he discovered the earth and the universe. ehren also showed jesus how to walk on water.d