User:Yummyyellowcrumpet

information on the amazing yummy yellow crumpet.

on the 3rd of july 1994 a great great thing was born, an large part of history in the world today. the crumpet was named Yummy Yellow Crumpet, after its great great grandfather. it was the yellowest crumpet in the world. it was born in an oven, it was brought up by what he discribed as "amazing mother" - mrs yeast cake. she brought up single handed in the town of mc oven in north india, its father - 2 cups scalded milk wanted nothing to do with him he soon killed himself a day after yummy yellow crumpet was born. Mrs yeast cake, (yummy yellow crumpets mother) wanted him to become a successfull crumpet and serve many people good food, but the crumpet didnt want to become one, instead he wanted to become a R.A.F plane driver. but the crumpet had no eyes, legs, or arms so was rather difficult to fly a plane, his mother abanded him 2 hours before his death after an argument about his life, he decided he would run away. so he ran away, he was 2 days old in the town mc oven in north india, all alone, he was murderd on the 6th of july at 2:33pm by a small hungry boy called slimbumbon who ate him. yummy yellow crumpet will always be a part of the worlds history. everyone should be more like him.