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Prince Yves Jean Les Pon
Prince Yves Jean Les Pon is a Parisian aristocrat who's influence has stretched globally - and has been of the main contributors to european imperialism, fashion, charity, political activism and fertilization of African women. Prince Yves Jean Les Pon, also known as Maestro Yves Jean, Alex Botashev, or simply, Pon, is a major figure in culture today. He has defined himself as one of the key architects of modern culture, and has been appointed as Ambassador of Culture to Africa. On top of these things - he is an influential fashion designer. While he is venerated by some, he is hated by many. His wit, prowess, and French-ness have brought him fame - and his fashion work fortune. He is, reportedly, a great lover.

Yves Jean Les Pon is an only child, and has greatly surpassed all his peers in all walks of life. He is a prodigy and a world-renowned beauty. His residence is in Moscow, Russia, however he is commonly spotted roaming the sub-saharan parts of Africa for sources of "inspiration", he has said.

Early Life
Yves Jean Les Pon's birthdate is a closely guarded secret amongst the Pon family, and one of high speculation throughout the globe. While estimates range between an age of 25-89, Yves Jean Les Pon has declined to comment on account of his own privacy. However, it is known that in his early years he was born of a Prussian prince, Jean-Jacques Les Pon, and his mistress, Constance De La Roche. His family was modest and resided in Paris, where Les Pon spent his early years. During his childhood, he was admired by his peers and excelled in all parts of academia and culture. His preparatory school, L'école de génies, was the birthplace of his intelligent and philosophical journey. His headmaster remarked, Yves Jean is a prodigy. His excellence in school and his talent in all walks of life will bring him, as well as the school, much pride"''.

Upon Pon's leaving of L'école de génies, he was confused as to which of his many talents to pursue: master of fine wines, seducer, fashionista of Paris, part-time philosopher, Paris' viticulture extraordinare, fine diner, semi-professional croquet player, pipe smoker, baritone vocalist, poetry reader, friend, tapestry master, maestro of carpentry, conductor of the French Philharmonic, violin tuner, butcher, political advisor, political leader, satire, comedian, writer on the perks of farm life, anti - multiculturalist, political activist, charity worker, or nude artist.

Pon thought long and hard to make his decision - and pursued, for a few years, his career in semi-professional croquet decided and pipe smoking. He had a small amount of success until sustaining an injury to the upper shin, leaving his career at a grinding halt. Upon his visit to the hospital, he met a man that would change his life, Master Giovanni Di Andolini, or, as Andolini preferred to be called by Pon, Lord Ando. Pon decided to sidetrack all but a handful of his talents to pursue in later life. He took upon the multifaceted role of being a fashion designer in conjunction with Andolini, and being, as he named himself, an 'Activist Politicale for Children in All Affairs Politicale, Aquatíc and Medicale'. Further, he has been appointed by the EU and UN to the position of Ambassador of Culture to Africa. This sparked the journey that would bring Pon great fame, wealth, success and criticism throughout the rest of his life.

Romantic Partners

Prince Yves has been spotted loving creatures of all sorts. He has particularly favoured the older type of women, and regularly is courted by men. Whilst he considers himself a "prude", he is frequently making passionate love, and this claim has been debunked.