User:ZTMW

ZTMW - Or as known by his friends, Zach TheMan Ward, was a young teenager fresh out of high school. He had intended of playing baseball at the University of Virginia's College at Wise in the spring of 2010 but after being kicked off the team early into the school year, he returned home. Zach TheMan was born on July 30, 1993 in Whiteville, North Carolina. At the age of 5 he was givin a lottery ticket in his christmas stocking that would change his life forever. As little Zach TheMan scratched the numbers off the lottery ticket, his first grade mind realized the pictures matched. After showing his parents, they took it back to the store, and won $68,000,000. From then on, Zach always bought what he wanted, when he wanted, no matter the price. At the age of 15 he owned a beach house in Nags Head, Myrtle Beach, and San Diego. He also owned four cars, two of them being Maserati's. The other two being a Lamborghini and a Bugatti. Because he was so cool and knew how to fly and shoot fire out of his eyes, everyone was friends with him. He played baseball for his high school before signing to play in college, and the baseball program at Bethel High was always known to be a dominant team. Even though it wasn't fair to have a player that could catch things on fire if you pissed him off, the league let Zach TheMan play anyways. His baseball skills exceeded everyone's belief, and was offered to play for the White Sox for a $7,000,000 contract, but Zach TheMan denied, he had a world to protect. See, Zach was a part time superhero, if it wasn't for him going back in time and killing the dinosaurs, the world wouldn't be the way it is today. Being a well known athlete get's you alot of followers. Zach's biggest fan was Dom Mazzetti, Dom Mazzetti's biggest fan's were Travis Cruey, Taureen Pittman, Brent Wills, and Zac Williams. To them, Zach TheMan was a legend. His quotes were mind blowing and outrageously funny. Zach TheMan made Dave Chappelle look like a pansy. Due to traveling through time to stop worldly disasters all the time, Zach of course had battle wounds. The upper left side of his body was re-constructed because a T-Rex chomped it off. So, being part robot part human, of course he got stared at by the people that don't know him. Which would be really awkward if he was a normal person, when people would stare at Zach, he'd just shoot fireballs at them until they didn't move anymore. That's why Osama Bin Laden was never found, because Zach TheMan got to him first. Nowadays he stays unknown, embarassed about leaving school. He waits tables at a local restraunt and makes minimum wage. Next time the world needs a hero, they now know who to call.