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= Sam Cullen = Sam Cullen, was born some time with between the 1st and 32nd of October, 1973 in Texas Houston to his birth parents, Allison Ruth Mausy and Jason Cullen, who also had 2 children before, Penny Cullen, born on the 27th of May, 1972 and Thompson Cullen, born on the 6th of January 1968 whilst Allison and Jason lived in Arizona, conspicuously, the same year the towers fell. They then moved to Texas, Houston where they then had Sam. They moved between multiple areas but eventually moved to Australia in 1977, due to Allison and Jason's divorce, where Sam and his family moved to a more permanent residence in Brisbane Queensland Australia, where Allison met and "fell in love" with Mark Robert Wilmot, getting married in around 1978, then a year later giving birth to Sam Cullen's younger brother, Dexter Orland Wilmot. He grew up in Inala, a suburb known for its crime and general dysfunction amongst its residence, this impacted his mental state and psych.

Early Years (1978- 1986)
Primary Source: Jez Stuffy Wolf Sam Cullen didn't attend regular kindergarten, instead he attended a group called Kids Biz, the reason cited by Jez for his anti-socialness, awkward stature and mannerisms. They did activities and were taught general things like skills at staying alive and how to avoid danger, this may have gone over Sam's radar, as further detail remarks very little of these skills. Once of age, his parents signed him up to the school where his sister, Penny, attended, Richlands East State School, where he met classmates who to this day, still remark trauma and mental distress caused by Sam. Jez, Daniel and Tim where subject to Sam's "friendship dependency," during his primary school years. During these years their were 2 instances of harassments towards Sam, Jez, Daniel, and Tim (Vietnamese(he is different)). One of these resulted in Tim's fabled hat being put and covered in toilet water and fecal matter, leaving Tim in custody of Mater Child and Youth Mental Health Service for the remainder of his life. The 2nd instance of harassment was where some peers of Sam, Jez and Daniel, brutally deadlocked the three causing extreme Physiological Bread, three broken necks, and them with bread head. This caused Jez to pass away in August 6th, 2005, from Post Nut Delirium psychoses, caused by the bread head. In 2015, his parents moved him to another school due to the increase in peer brutalism and extreme level of anarchy in the school. He was moved to Kenmore State School, in Kenmore. He had initial trouble fitting in due to the strange environment due to its lack of chaos, but that would soon change when he met fellow troublemakers, Franklin Lahni Ramos-Martin and Subrina Philip Noble. These three created a terrorist organization titled, SFS, where they masked it with a comic company, whilst beneath the mask, they committed terrible acts, including peddling Methamphetamine to the younger grades. This ran until they were sold out by a buyer by the name Farty McStupid Head, leading to their arrest, and then subsequent bail in 2018.

Later Years (1987-2004)
Primary Source: Interview with James Steven Whitcher

After repeating the 6th grade Sam, Frankie and Sub all went onto graduate and go into Kenmore State High School for their high school years. In 1989 Sam left Kenmore to move to Gympie with his family where he stayed for 8 months before Allison Ruth Mausy and h Mark Robert Wilmot divorced due to Mental abuse directed at Allison. Whilst at the farm, Sam found great delight in the malice of cane toads that roamed the farm in Gympie, decapitating, splitting, stapling and even having sexual intercourse with the excess of toads, even sharing photos with his friends. After the divorce he went back to schooling at Kenmore State High School, rejoining Subrina and Frankie, as well as a new accomplice of theirs, James Steven Whitcher. The four started a bootlegging business with distilled alcohol they made using James's passion in chemistry and distillation, as well as Sam's excess amount of brewery equipment.

The BUISNESS started with the desire for alcohol to drink with friends, but soon went down a rabbit hole leading to a nationwide bootlegging, and alcohol smuggling enterprise, they called Smuggle Stone, because of an incident that involved a search warrant involving the three's biggest shipping truck. But instead of moonshine the cops discovered boxes of rocks, leading to an inconclusive search, resulting in a compensation to Sam for having wasted business time, earning him around $5500 Australian Dollars. This made the trio infamous amongst the Australian smuggling community, leading to increased deals and growth in the nation. This popularity was soon cut short, as Franklin Lahni Ramos-Martin was discovered dead, having drunken himself to death in 1991, causing a police search to be made in his place of stay, an apartment in the gold coast, where they discovered bottles of moonshine and lists of buyers, trade deals and even primary residence.

Franklin's death had caused the operation to fall apart, as Sam and James took the brunt of the punishment, being granted 7 years in the Brisbane Correctional Centre, with a chance for probation, for several counts of Bootlegging, Illegally distilling alcohol and driving whilst underage. Upon his release in 1998, Sam was placed on probation and was signed up to a Criminal Rehab group in Toowong Brisbane, where he was monitored. Once his probation ended in 2000, at the turn of the century, he turned his attention to a job chemistry, enrolling in the University of Queensland, majoring in a Bachelor of Science in Chemistry, spending 4 years studying for it, and then graduating in 2004.

Final Years (2004-2022)
After graduating with his bachelors, Sam was working inside a convenience store, where he had been working for 2 years. He worked until he was involved in a workplace incident, that left him unable to work, the details have been left classified. This left him living off of Centrelink payments and NDIS for his autism, that was diagnosed in 2005, at the age of 32. Sam then started a Myspace page, later in October of 2005, where he had his papers posted on his chemistry work, including, "The Study of Toad Semen," "How Tight is a Toad?" and most notably, "Squirting Toads." Sam worked on this page for 4 years before he retired it due to its lack of popularity amongst the Chemistry enthusiasts on Myspace. On February 7th, 2009, he decided to start a side hustle where he would advertise himself as a scientist capable of writing a report on just about anything. This netted him a profit, due to his website stating many false statements, including he had a PhD, and had worked with a board of famous scientists for Griffith University. He used this as a foothold to take the hustle to a fully fledged local company in Brisbane on the 27th of July, 2011, called CunDom. Where Sam hired his old associates, James Steven Whitcher and Mark Kommonom, to assist him in writing reports. The company was active for 11 years in total, until Sam's death in 2022, where there was 21 hires and a company office located in the heart of the Brisbane City.

Death (February 28th, 2022 - May 27th, 2022)
Up until February 28th, Sam had not been a fan of the medical industry, claiming they were out to get him and his money. This belief stopped him from going for checkups, this led to him collapsing during working hours on February 28th, and being rushed to the Brisbane Day Hospital using company funds. Sam was kept in critical condition, being diagnosed with Prostate Cancer, where he was operated on in hopes of removing or slowing down the cancer, but only led to him falling into a coma, where he stayed until May 27th, where he was declared dead at 12:20pm, May 27th, 2022.

CunDom had since closed their services and office doors.