User:Zac lucas

Zac Lucas is a ridiculously brilliant human being. He lives in a caravan just south of Korea on a small island made from recycled mountain dew cans. He spends most of his time doing pretty much nothing due to his isolation from the world. he owns a 1974 Volvo 240 series with front and rear disc brakes, which he can not use due to his island being unstable and unable to hold the weight of the classic automobile. Zac was brought up bye a pack of wolves in Canada and on his 12th birthday his mother and father (both fierce wolves) were hit bye a snow plough while savaging for food in the snow fields. After this accident Zac Stoll a caravan from a near bye camping ground and floated until he came to a stop on a sand bunker south of Korea. When Zac somehow purchased 180.000 mountain dew cans off eBay from a psyche ward escape (unbeknownst as too how he did this with no prior computer skills or common knowledge). with help from he’s pet whale, Dennis, Zac created the island on top of the sand bunker but due to the forces of global warming the ocean has since risen and the island is slowly floating towards north Korea. His journey to north Korea may be his last due to the Korean cold war anything from south Korea entering north Korea will be shot down until it is disintegrated. for more information on Zac Lucas visit your local video store and hire out the documentary "Zac Lucas, Life on top of tin cans" which was also published into a book that you can buy from leading book sellers in Australia and selected stores in the Bahamas.