User:ZachWhite

Zachary Lanier White descended from the heavens to Jackson, Mississippi, on December 19th, 1991. He weighed -27 pounds, and has the stregnth of ten-thousand Oxen. He was born with great hair, and a god like appearance. By the age of two days, he had slew many a bear. With his own bear hand [You know they call them bear hands? Because of Zach White, he had actual bear hands]. After his first two weeks on this puny, desolate, weak world he grew enough facial hair to make a rope [ten yards wide] from here [Murfreesboro] to Bulgaria.