User:Zacharygiaramita/Benny Deng

Main Summary of life
One rainy June afternoon in the year 1996, Godzilla layed a bad egg. To avoid being humiliated by King Kong, her new boyfriend, she sent the egg to KFC for their upcoming BIG-ASS BUCKET deal. Once the egg got in the slaughter house, Benny jumped out of the egg and used his ninja skills to pwn Colonel Sanders. From that day on, Benny Deng was an assassin. His first mission was at age 3, when he was hired to kill some old dude who’s grandchildren wanted to die for the money in the will. He just put some rock music on and the old dude fell apart. Ya, true story.

The Horrible Accident
One day Benny got ran over by a car. The net minute in the hospital he got up, took their moneys and said “Kthxbai”

The Epic Battle
One day someone insulted Benny leading up to an epic battle now known as Benny V.S. Benny. He kept stabbing himself until one arm fell off and he died 2 minutes later. Yaaaaa.