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Thomas Lennon
Born on the 9th of January, The Thomas Lennon is both a wild and a rancid creature. Domesticated in 1841 by Charles Darwin on the Galapagos Islands. To approach this animal would be a serious risk to your health as he is a rabid animal. If you come into contact with a wild Thomas Lennon it is thought that you should stand still as it will not know the difference between you and a tree.

[|The Thomas Lennon doing what appears to be 'The Williamstown'|]

The Thomas Lennon Curse
Though no one can prove it, people have reason to believe that if you Chant the song 'Judas' into a mirror a wild Thomas Lennon shall appear and Fondle you as you sleep!

Other History
According to Historians it is said that it was once Thomas Lennon not Queen Meave who led the cattle raid of Cooley as of course because he is a hardshaw scan!

Researches have reasons to believe that it was also Thomas Lennon who bought The Field in the screenplay of John B. Keane, although the play is ficticious this really happened.

Other
It is known that he stole the 'Willaimstown' once known as The Boyounagh Bitchez!. True Story