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= Barefoot Typo Tribe =

The Barefoot Typo Tribe is a modern and civilized tribe originating from the mountains of Bacoload, Philippines. They contain a genetic mutation called "typonieum" which is caused by unknown factors and conditions in their origin.

Typonieum
A gene that can exclusively be found only in the DNA of the Barefoot Typo Tribe or known otherwise with its scientific name, Lunchatbacoaloadpipol, is a product of genetic mutation that causes the population of the tribe to be able to make a complex branch of intergalactic system of writing, also lnown as a "typo". Although typos are looked down upon by society, it gives the people of the barefoot tribe to be able to understand each other in a language only they can decode, and can simultaneously decipher any modern typo.

Diet and Lifestyle
Although sounding primitive, the Barefoot Typo has excelled in technology and even have their own diet. They rely on a carnivorous diet despite them being omnivores with their diet consisting of chicken skin and a so-called Filipino delicacy called Libre. They occasionally consume rice and are capable of killing whenever their food is threatened. They travel far distances from their homes for food due to them being picky eaters. Water supply in their habitat is scarce, thus, they rely on buko juice, buko shake, a specialized fluid called Calamanteen, and a fruit extract called Yogu. They are often found sharing water whenever present, but can mistakenly take water bottles that do not belong to them. They are heavily characterized by being highly adventurous and reckless, and could die when a die passes without a ritual called Kalokohan. They are described as loud and fabulous by most tourists who have witnessed their remarkability.

Survival
They are an endangered species due to Fab Hunting, or the process of which Fabness is extracted from the DNA of the Lunchatbacoaloadpipol, which in turn kills them. However, the prescence of Fabness in their DNA, makes them highly remarkable at evolution and adaption, even being capable of transforming surrounding humans into homosexual creatures. They tend to to lay low and stick together but do in fact attack by assaulting an attacker with popcorn or biting them on any random body part.

Another thing they stand out in is cramming, Procrastination being their predators. They are not so excellent when dealing with their predators as they are tempted to watch Infinity War over and over again and constantly smuggle food into their habitat. However, they are highly remaarkable when they choose to fight Procrastination during the last minute by using a specialized technique that they have mastered called Cramming. Fabness too, can be an infinite source of defense, capable of killing, but is only used when needed as they are indeed fab.

Beliefs
Not much is known in the culture and beliefs of the Lunchatbacoaloadpipol. But a research shows that they have a God and Goddess of Fabness that supplies and nourishes them with said fabness. Additionally, they also praise a literal dark entity identified as Trashner which they consider their protector from the harms of pollution and the unfabliness of the non-Barefoot-Typo.

Conclusions
Not much is known about the Lunchatbacoaloadpipol other than the high prescence of Fabness in their DNA and theirbasic lifestyle and survival. Further researches are being done at the Shed University in the province of Bukidnon. Researches include the further study of Cramming and their language called Typo

Recommendations
A Scientifically proven and effective way to summon them is to conduct a Flag Ceremony at exactly 8 AM anywhere in the Bacoload mountains. However the chances of you being roasted are high as they are high in fabness and have been witnessed to roast other humans too.