User:Zacktheband

Zack Marvel
If you decided to look for something informative, semi-intelligent, maybe even interesting on wikipedia, you have come to the wrong place.

The Basics
Zack Marvel, is quite possibly the most attractive human being on Earth. Standing a firm 6 foot 2 inches, he towers over most of the people he encounters.

Although not active at all, he remains slim and physically fit.* Usually a nice guy, Zack Marvel can still have his Viper-like anger fits, involving croquet mallets, and the death of innocent kittens.


 * By physically fit, Zack means malnourished. His diet consists mainly of poptarts and kool-aid. The common misconception is that he is vegetarian, but in fact, he is a Poptartivore.

Interests
A patron of almost any music involving a distorted guitar, Zack Marvel is a music kinda guy. Some bands include HORSE the Band, Alexisonfire, PsyOpus, Speechwriters LLC, Incubus, At the Drive-In, The Mars Volta, Tool, As I Lay Dying, Every Time I Die, Norma Jean, Haste the Day, The Black Dahlia Murder, G Love And Special Sauce and The Decemberists. But honestly, the list goes on and on and on, in fact, that was the title of a song by another band, Catch 22. Ska rules.

Broes
Ohhh, the broes. These people are the life of Zack. Everything he does involves his friends. Most of his friends now are in the street-gang Lighthouse, that resides in the streets of Hilton, New York. This list of friends includes... Tim Benitez, Cory O'Rourke, Gabe Benitez, Kris Gonyo, Ryan O'Rourke, Aaron Mika, Shane Marcotte, Josh Rosenburg, and Doug Marvel(brother)