User:Zakkie chan

It was a drury day on the day that the world changed, little did anyone know it but a great leader and patriot was born. The day that I am talking about is October 21, 1994, the day of Zakkie Chan's birth. It will be celebrated for centuries and it will go down in the record books for Zakkie Chan is a ninja of all ages. His great skill and amazing good looks enthrill all that look upon his great physique. He strikes fear in lesser men, that in saying is all men, because no man makes Zakkie Chan a lesser man... not even Chuck Norris. People say don't use Wiki as a source because not all of the information is true, well in this case it's all the truth, Zakkie Chan is a stud... muffin. He is four inches over six foot in his sock feet (6'4"), and has a great muscular build, he only looks to be about 170 lbs. but since everyone knows that muscle weighs more than fat he weighs an astounding 195 (the perfect weight for awesomeness). Zakkie Chan is the founder of Zakkology which is the study of awesomeness. What do Zakkologists do you may be asking, well Zakkologists do everything awesome and they work everywhere that is Zakk friendly... which is all places because the places that weren't friendly Zakkie Chan beat up and made his slaves, erego they are friendly. Zakkie Chan has brown hair, strait teeth, many scars on his arms from his ninja battles and a small but firm buttocks. Little did the scientific community know until the great and powerful Zakkie Chan came onto the scene, well they thought that they knew a great deal but they were simply misinformed; for instance on Einsteins theory of relativity and Newtons theory on gravity they were both wrong, there is only one law regarding these things and it is that everything Zakkie Chan says is relative and the third planet from the sun, commonly refered to by earthlings as the planet earth, is not what causes things to have gravity. In all truth the only things that has gravity is Zakkie Chan's presence, his massive and justly so ego has its own gravitational pull, or maybe it's his arms, who is to say?

I once was told a story of how the world was made, the big bang is what they say, pity to those who believe that something as great as I came by accident; I, Zakkie Chan, am proof enough to convince those unbelievers that a greater being does exist. After all how else would angels exist ;)