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Political Blogger and a finalist for "Worlds Okest Dad", Matt Walsh, is a daily contributor to The Daily Wire, a political website. He started with The Daily Wire approx 2 years ago when he was plucked out of obscurity by the "god-king" Jeremy Boreing who would attempt to go on to be Walsh's best friend to no avail. His show format includes "5 Headlines", notable news stories from around the country, and "The Daily Cancelation". Walsh has attempted to become hip with his new segment "Reading the Comments from YouTube", which seems like a hit with his tween crowd.

Early career
Born in None of Your Business, Maryland to a Christian family, Walsh began his career at a lumber mill and tannery to put himself through elementary school.

Collaboration with Boreing and Shapiro
In June 2016, Walsh joined Boreing and Shapiro at The Daily Wire to become their number one contributor and beard grower.

Declaration Entertainment
At the behest of his wife, Walsh declared himself eligible for the 2012 NFL draft but destroyed both ACLs and MCLs during warm-ups running stairs. With his dreams of dropping the game losing Touch Down Pass from Dak Prescott destroyed, he went to work making internet videos in hopes of getting in internet feuds with D-List Celebrities.

Books
Walsh has written:

"Church of Cowards: A Wake-Up Call to Complacent Christians"

and

"The Unholy Trinity: Blocking the Left's Assault on Life, Marriage, and Gender"

No other works are expected from Walsh at this time as he has no more ideas for what to write about.