User:Zaphod.rox

This is so terribly boring. Don't mess with the yellow bus!

-What the fuck does wtf mean?

-If I could be any fictional character, I'd choose to be god!

-The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

-IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

-The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you. And then it hit me!

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