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Maddie Chan (born Octvember 34, 1896) is a teenage mutant feetie pajama model. Born in Kazakhstan, she soon gained god like status and emmigrated to America. She is most well know for her ability to manipulate Mexicans and to wreak havoc in the maternity wards of hospitals. At the time of her induction into the Asian Gangster Hall of Fame in North West Maddiechanville, her name had become a household name across the multiverse.

Early Years
Born on the streets of Kazakhstan to two unnamed albino ligers, Maddie Chan had to fight her way through life. At the age of 2 days and 4 hours, Maddie had created a small gang known as the Chaninators. At first, the gang had a pitiful attendance and gained little respect on the rough streets of Kazakhstan. However, after Chan's assassination of the Kazakhstanian emperor BubbleGum, the Chaninators became infamous. Within months of its creation, the Chaninators controlled over 347/521ths of the Kazakhstan black market. Specializing in baby femurs, Chan created a financial empire. The demand for baby femurs was so high, and her ability to obtain them so great, that she soon became the wealthiest and most influential black market merchant in all of Kazakhstan. Known for her ability to destroy any opponent, Chan soon exterminated all other gangs in Western Asia. To her followers, she became more than a leader, more than a mentor, even more than a god. She was seen as the single most powerful being in all the multiverse. As a gang, the Chaninators contained more than 3 million members. However, a secret order existed within in the gang, known as the Merciless Maddies. Led by Maddie, the Merciless Maddies were a vicious cult containing only the World's most influential leaders. Such world leaders as the Emperor of China, Queen Victoria, President William McKinley, a reincarnated Abraham Lincoln, Josef Stalin, an unborn Martin Luther King Jr., Mohandas Gandhi, and many others. These people were known for their ability to murder and destroy, all with a different specialty weapon. Maddie Chan not only created and led this ruthless cult at age 4, but she was also the most brutal and intelligent of all. Her weopon of choice: the silk scarf. At the age of 5, Maddie and her cult controlled all of the world powers. However, on her 6th birthday, several cult members, including an unborn Taylor Swift, attempted to assassinate her. Receiving 237 bullet wounds to the face, the world thought that the Legendary Maddie Chan had finally been terminated. However, while the world rejoiced in the loss of a cruel and manipulative dictator god, Maddie had miraculously survived and found her way to America.

In America
Upon reaching America, Maddie Chan assumed the false identity of George Herman Ruth (Better known as Babe Ruth). Under this identity, she became a baseball superstar and gained incredible fame. She lived under this name for many years, neglecting her murderous ways of the past. She never harmed or threatened a single person in America, until her identity was compromised. In 1948, Gandhi discovered Chan's true identity and threatened to expose her. In response to this threat, Chan assassinated Ghandi and, soon after, faked her own death, thus ending the existence of her identity Babe Ruth. Chan has only been sited since the death on various television commercials as a feetie pajama model. Many people have tried to find her, but all have gone missing. It is believed she resides somewhere in Massachusetts, assuming the form of a Chinese Kirin most of the time. If only she would make herself known...