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-Pine Tree Nationalism

-The 9 Edicts of Pine Tree Nationalism

1)Crushing the socialist/     capitalist world that we       currently live in

2)Respecting and relying on      nature

3)Abandon the idea of city      life and reject the       construct that is       centralized government

4)Embrace our god given      right to revolution

5)Beat up anime kids      (extremely important)

6)Arming ourselves with      weapons with which we can       fire with near perfect       accuracy

7)We will bring the American      family back to the woods       in order to learn self-      sufficiency while the       champaigne sipping elites       of new york burn in high       rises that they can not       escape.

8)Ousting a regime of      tolerance toward illegal       immigration and seeing       illegal immigrants removal       as our prime directive.

9)We will kiss girls if and      only if they are cutie       pies

- Motto of Pine Tree Nationalists:

- We are men and women of      the natural world and we       have been robbed of       beautiful, rewarding lives. This is Pine Tree Nationalism, and the modern world is our enemy.