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Robert Lynch.

Robert J. Lynch (b.April 22, 1994) was born in White Plains, New York. He is an american student currently attending UAlbany in Albany, New York where he is currently undeclared in his major. He was born in 1994 to a White man, Mr. Lynch, and a Phillipino woman, Mrs. Lynch. He grew up in Thornwood, NY where he specialized in football and other ball sports. His favorite character in Super Smash Bros. Melee is Luigi, followed by Falco. He is a big Giants Fan, but can sometimes be referred to as a NARP, or non-athletic normal person. He weighs in at about 220lbs. and is around 5'10''. His early days include abusing marijuana and going to McDonalds with his boys, John, Matt, & Pizzzzz. He enjoys Dino's Pizza, and really like Wholly Hobaneros. His claim to fame is the amount of ass he got at sweet sixteen parties in 2010. He is addicted to Kodiac tobacco and even made a bet for $20 that he could stop, but soon went into relapse.