User:Zdunseth

Zach or Zachary Dunseth originally named Josef Danish is a white anglo-saxon living in the always popular Hensley Hall. To sum Zach's life up in a nutshell, "Facism". Born into a small middle class Mongolian family living in a small circular yurt in Meredith, New Jersey. He was the fifth child in a litter of 7. As a toddler Zach made local headlines when he survived a 6 story drop out of a skyscraper window. When his parents were pressed for answers they refused to comment.

At the age of 8 Zach killed his first wild animal. It was a rabbit. He killed it with a mallet. The same mallet he used to smashed shapes into a box as a baby. It would be the beginning of a long history.

At age 12 Zach entered puberty. It was akward. I'll leave it at that.

At age 15 Zach joined the Thai gymnastic team. He lead the team on the high bar and the rings and was a rising star. He was given a key to the country by the Thai King and starred in several small movies such as "Ninjas at Dawn" and "Pirates at Dusk". It was the typical American Dream (abeit in thailand) until he sprained his groin doing a double triple misty flip and couldn't compete. He attempted to go back to the sport but it was never the same.

Latter Life

Zach is currently living in Hensley Hall, a popular living community with such local celebrities as Daniel Q. Doty and Jon "Le Mon" Barle. He has been known to call them "awesome and incredible".

Zach is now an inspiring writer for the Washington Fox. A fictional paper.

10 minutes ago I got in trouble for making this a wikipedia page.