User:Zepefixer2/My Crappy Jokes

This User is a Sandbox.
This is a subpage of Zepefixer2's userpage, and is going to be different than most Userpages. It will have different stuff.

==This is an example. You can't see bold and big stuff when there are these equals signs== It has some cool stuff | YEAH!!!

Foreward
Most Userpages are meant to have tons of stuff on them. This user believes that it is more simple to just make seperate subpages for it. Not only does making seperate subpages help organize accounts, but lets you have more room so there can be more detail within, however, it is more straight to the point. Plus, they can have more pictures. It's so simple! All who agree should do so to their userpage, and make more subpages!

It's So Simple, even someone who's merely eight could do it!

Tons and Tons of Unecessary Information You Already Know

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"The Indentation"

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 * There You Are, Computer Bug! Die!
 * Glad that's taken care of. Now time to get stuff back
 * There are the Pictures.
 * Yay! My Userboxes!
 * The Unnecessary info!
 * The Infoboxes!
 * Now time to stop this indentation
 * Whoa, this is going to be tough to fix!
 * Huh, I'm already halfway there!
 * Almost Done. ..

Back to Reality

 * Zip-Ah-De-Doo-Da! I'm Finally Finished! Now time to start being the most annoying thing again. It's what I'm best at!
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 * This user is the master of the obvious

Ooh, this place is creepy

''Welcome. We have tons of strange items''

Well, what can I get for a little boy?

You can get him this 15th century mace

That's too expensive!

Then why not this doll?

That's good!

The doll is cursed

That's bad!

But it comes with a free frozen yogurt, which I call "Frogurt"!

That's good!

The Frogurt is also cursed

That's bad!

But it comes with your own free choice of topping!

That's good!

The toppings contain Sodium Bargluciate

Huh?

That's bad, but it comes with a coupon for a free Money Frogurt!

That's good! I'll use mine now!

The Money Frogurt is cursed as well

That's bad!

But it comes with a quarter on top!

That's good!

The quarter has a different president on top

Who?

'Jimmy... Carter'

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaughhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tables, Tables, and More Tables

 * Once again, Look below, but this time, you will see a list of videogame consoles

The Best Speeches Ever
All the good speches are listed below

The Gettysburg Address
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government; of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth

The Simpsons Version
Four Score and Seven Years ago our founding fathers took the time to make the most fine quality beer--slurp--Ahh, that's good Duff...

Well, I'm Rappady-B, and I'm here to say,

Duff Beer is the Only way

For you to get hip, and tough, and ev'rythin' more

So get some Duff and get another score!

The Ten Commandments
Thou shalt worship the Lord

Thou shalt not worship other gods

Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of thy God

Thou shalt remember the Sabbath Day and keep it Holy

Thou shalt honor thy mother and father

Thou shalt not murder

Thou shalt not commit adultery

Thou shalt not steal

Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor

Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy neighbor