User:Zero g


 * God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.


 * Civilization is a disease which is almost invariably fatal.


 * The term "human race" indicates that somebody wins and somebody loses.


 * Democracy has the obvious disadvantage of merely counting votes instead of weighing them.


 * I know many books which have bored their readers, but I know of none which has done real evil.


 * It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.


 * It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion.


 * Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.


 * The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later.


 * We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse.


 * If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.


 * Birth is unethical. You're dooming another human being to die.


 * A witty saying proves nothing.


 * All the reasonings of men are not worth the single sentiment of a woman.


 * Man is a poor creature; he is halfway between an ape and a god and he is travelling in the wrong direction.


 * Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.