User:Zim the Attack Cat

Zim the Attack Cat is a very disturbing soul. He hails from cambodia, and was raised in a political prisoners camp. When he was a year old, having grown to full adulthood, struck offown to become the premier calico attack cat in the western hemisphere. His exploits include, but aren't limited too; attacking Oswald after assasinating JFK, slipping a toxin in Castro's whisky, and planting the bomb that almost killed Hitler. The story of Zim the Attack Cat is an ongoing one, for he still hunts the enemies of Democracy and George S. Patton. If you ever need Zim the Attack Cat, you must spin around 81 times and look at your cat, and recite the song Bohemian Rhapsody. Long live Zim!