User:ZimmerBarnes

I am perhaps female, though probably male. I may be Jewish, though in all likelihood I'm Christian or Agnostic, and I could be any number of races, though I'm most likely pale and Caucasian or even Asian. I'm probably either American or British, as I only speak English. Probably American, based on the articles I've created, and from those clues, I probably live in Texas, and if in Texas, most likely in Austin. From there, statistically speaking, it's a fairy safe bet to guess I'm straight. I'd guess in my mid-twenties, maybe brown hair, single, some geek going for a PhD or even married and cheating. No guarantees. Feel free to add any new guesses.

Articles I've Created

 * The Kent Cummins Magic Camp
 * Brian Brushwood
 * Nucleus Fastigius
 * Heaven's Army
 * Eva Vertes
 * Ben Saunders
 * Realist Criminology